Sitting in morning traffic, not moving. My TomTom iPhone app, with the $19.99 per year “real time traffic” option active, is telling me it’s all clear. Sigh.
Disc In - No required loading? Seriously? Neat!
Attract Movie - Holy shit wow at everything.
Opening Cinema - Holy shit wow at CG.
Control of Character - Holy shit wow at graphics.
Gameplay - Hmmm…
Characters Talking - SHUT UP.
Classic: Let’s see here, I’ll try me some of this cereal.
Modern: FUCK YEAH SUGAR!!
Waiting for the perfect opening, the one when his eyes glazed over whilst describing the admittedly delicious-sounding soufflé he created the night before, I made my move, punching his face as hard as I could.
Did you say something? His attention momentarily distracted.
Oh, no. I replied. Please continue.
The new This American Life iPhone app might be the best thing ever. Or, at the very least, the best $2.99 thing ever.
