Sitting in morning traffic, not moving. My TomTom iPhone app, with the $19.99 per year “real time traffic” option active, is telling me it’s all clear. Sigh.

Disc In - No required loading? Seriously? Neat!

Attract Movie - Holy shit wow at everything.

Opening Cinema - Holy shit wow at CG.

Control of Character - Holy shit wow at graphics.

Gameplay - Hmmm…

Characters Talking - SHUT UP.

Classic: Let’s see here, I’ll try me some of this cereal.

Modern: FUCK YEAH SUGAR!!

Waiting for the perfect opening, the one when his eyes glazed over whilst describing the admittedly delicious-sounding soufflé he created the night before, I made my move, punching his face as hard as I could.

Did you say something? His attention momentarily distracted.

Oh, no. I replied. Please continue.

The new This American Life iPhone app might be the best thing ever. Or, at the very least, the best $2.99 thing ever.